So I drink bitch beer...*shrug*
kaaatiemylaaady:


danceswithsharks:

beaubete:

chucksauce:

awkwardmermaidhair:

thatshybutrudegirl:

Uhhhh

took me a while
then
…….


*whispers* I still don’t get it…?

Oh my sweet christ.

Oh, honey.

I really don’t get it….? 

kaaatiemylaaady:

danceswithsharks:

beaubete:

chucksauce:

awkwardmermaidhair:

thatshybutrudegirl:

Uhhhh

took me a while

then

…….

*whispers* I still don’t get it…?

Oh my sweet christ.

Oh, honey.

I really don’t get it….? 

teenwolfalert:

Teen Wolf Merchandise: http://bit.ly/J8YmI9

teenwolfalert:

Teen Wolf Merchandise: http://bit.ly/J8YmI9

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY

inkstainedpinky:

amypfister:

These cats rarely (never) get it wrong. 

La La Latch (Sam Smith mash up) - Pentatonix. 

Live and breathe for PTX

If You Can’t Handle a Lil Porn on Tumblr

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

angeloespinosas:

"frozen is the best disney movie because it’s the only one that doesn’t concentrate on romantic love"

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motherovdragons:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

me

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

lumos5001:

davys-eyebrows:

floki-the-littlest-viking:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

We have 12,000,000 notes people. We can do this.

FOR YOU ROBIN❤️

IN MEMORY OF ROBIN PLEASE REBLOG!!

This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.